This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, rodent trap in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what, I’m used to
Just wanna try you on

I’m curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn tooth pick
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope animal control don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m a furry tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don’t even know your vet
It doesn’t matter,
You’re my experimental pet
Just found in nature,

It’s not what,
Good trappers do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn tooth pick
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope animal control don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’ve got rabies tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it,

Those squirrels they are so magical

Soft fur, black nose, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s wildlife

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn tooth pick
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope animal control don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in a tree tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it